alls i know is that i am sick of the "desktop wizard" informing me that i need to clean up my desktop, its MY DESKTOP. i do not know who this particular magic-user is but you think he would have more important things to do than harping on me about my untidy desktop.
Monday, August 16, 2010
New IT Guy?
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Just. Stop.
Every time Harmony Korine does anything i get more and more tired of reading the term enfant terrible. Could we please retire that in reference to the aging hack that is korine?
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
short afternoon food opinion!!!
Sandwiches are the best way to enjoy food and mustard is the best condiment!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Rejoice!
After the infinitely crappy red sparks we are now introduced to Sparks Lemon Stinger!
Which is delicious and goes down smooth. not to mention CUTTING EDGE GRAPHIC DESIGN.
It still does not have caffeine though which breaks my little heart. I am going to drink it down an ounce or two and throw a 5 hour energy in there. i will report my findings.
Which is delicious and goes down smooth. not to mention CUTTING EDGE GRAPHIC DESIGN.
It still does not have caffeine though which breaks my little heart. I am going to drink it down an ounce or two and throw a 5 hour energy in there. i will report my findings.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
An embarrassing yet enlightening story!
So my rock and roll group is putting out a 12" vinyl long playing record. and being a little curious about how the internet feels about said rock group i googled the band. Thats the embarrassing part! If you will remember i made a joke about googling myself in the very first post! you dont remember? well barely did i so do not feel too bad about it. SOi learned that there was recently killed then discovered a grizzly/polar bear mix. In the wild! i mean, damn. that would have been some hot ursine on ursine action but also a new species! that is amazing. lesson learned being a new species does not stop bullets. Still doesnt stop the SCIENTIFIC FACT that this could happen again. i like that. 
Love birds?
Friday, April 23, 2010
Blog Opinion 2010!!!
Some anonymous person from "the internet" has anonymously called me a fucking idiot! thanks technology!
Unfortunately i accidentally pressed the delete forever button instead of cancel because i wasn't paying attention, so i will quote the brave soul whom has opined upon my opinion
"You are a fucking idiot."
i wonder if he paints neon geometrical shapes? maybe bird silhouettes? whatever it may be i salute this person and their anonymity. it is what makes this internet world we live in beautiful!(this opinion not held by the author of this blog.)
Probably should have just ignored this but i am still a spring chicken when it comes to this blogging thing.
Unfortunately i accidentally pressed the delete forever button instead of cancel because i wasn't paying attention, so i will quote the brave soul whom has opined upon my opinion
"You are a fucking idiot."
i wonder if he paints neon geometrical shapes? maybe bird silhouettes? whatever it may be i salute this person and their anonymity. it is what makes this internet world we live in beautiful!(this opinion not held by the author of this blog.)
Probably should have just ignored this but i am still a spring chicken when it comes to this blogging thing.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Art Opinion 2010!!!
Do i really have to look at more neon geometric shapes?
I would almost prefer going back to bird silhouettes at this point.
I would almost prefer going back to bird silhouettes at this point.
Friday, March 26, 2010
"Guy with a guitar" needs to get a band!
i am exposing a scam that has gone on far too long. "guy with a guitar" we have all sat through at least 500 of these dudes (writer is not a statistician) the scam of a solitary "artist" writing "heartfelt blahblahblah" whatever and performing those songs on stage by themselves. in the real world those are called demos and those are rough drafts of actual songs, i do not want to stand there and watch you hash out a new tune champ. you are not sitting around a campfire all happy singing "shes so heavy" with your college buddies. if you decide to play a show get a band, and no your girlfriend doing "backing vocals" and your fucking roommate doing fucking auxiliary percussion DOES NOT COUNT AS A BAND. what you dont have two friends that actually play instruments? or are you sooooooo sure your songs dont need a bass guitar, drums, and maybe some more guitar etc.? hey. you're wrong, get some friends. 
Hey! what do you call a douchebag with a mandolin?
Hey! what do you call a douchebag with a mandolin?Friday, March 12, 2010
Important opinion from the video game conference!
This one starts out with a question folks! do you LOVE ill fitting suit jackets matched with cargo pants or badly pre-worn jeans? If you answered yes stop reading my blog.
You also might want to think about a rewarding career in video game design! The video game design conference that happens right here in SF is a lovely week of mouth breathers wandering around with their convention badges prominently displayed as if they were the tour laminate of some crappy hardcore band who made their own laminates for a tour no one cares about (a phenomenon that i never understood and may not be something that any of you have ever encountered but believe me it happens all too often.)
OPINION! video game designers do not know how to dress themselves.
they tend towards two categories.
classic computer guy garb. Cargo pants, sweat pants, promo t-shirts from computer companies/video games, shirts with flames on them (for the love of god someone tell me why chubby dudes wear shirts with flames on them) and fedoras.
then we have the new breed of "cool guys" they wear european-ish clothing like square toed boots and shirts with diagonal stripes. they usually have some sort of product in their hair as well. they might have looked at a gq once and then done everything wrong or they might just have terrible taste.
You also might want to think about a rewarding career in video game design! The video game design conference that happens right here in SF is a lovely week of mouth breathers wandering around with their convention badges prominently displayed as if they were the tour laminate of some crappy hardcore band who made their own laminates for a tour no one cares about (a phenomenon that i never understood and may not be something that any of you have ever encountered but believe me it happens all too often.)
OPINION! video game designers do not know how to dress themselves.
they tend towards two categories.
classic computer guy garb. Cargo pants, sweat pants, promo t-shirts from computer companies/video games, shirts with flames on them (for the love of god someone tell me why chubby dudes wear shirts with flames on them) and fedoras.
then we have the new breed of "cool guys" they wear european-ish clothing like square toed boots and shirts with diagonal stripes. they usually have some sort of product in their hair as well. they might have looked at a gq once and then done everything wrong or they might just have terrible taste.
Friday, February 19, 2010
whenever anyone says...
I don't mean to be a dick but... they 100% of the time say something that makes them sound like a complete dick. it is an irresponsible and false beginning to a statement that makes you dickish.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
the worst of the bad "performing arts" Open mic standup review Part I
I sat on this one for awhile because as you all can tell i am bad at keeping a blog. but last night just reiterated that i had to say something about this. Opinion! BAD STANDUP COMEDY IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST OF ALL BAD PERFORMING ARTS. Seriously i would rather watch performance art which is like watching the kids who did drama in high school ( note: i did drama in high school) all grown up but still acting like they are drama kids in high school. and i would prefer sitting through 1000 bad bands (note: i have probably sat through at least 1000 bad bands) with a smile on my face than attending amateur open mic stand up comedy.
i was in los angeles area for thanksgiving and my wonderful little sister had a friend doing open mic, she was funny, but she was also the second to last comic. so that meant that we had to sit through every other pathetic, sad, unfunny hack before we could watch her and leave. when we got there i was like "okay, they have high life, i can do this." i could not drink fast enough. in retrospect i should have just started shotgunning after the first loser made a sex joke in a fake japanese accent (true story) if i have to go to this particular venue again i will bring a beer bong that says "you're not funny" on the side. THAT would be the only funny thing going on.
So following this champion of craptastic (and racist, but not "funny racist" just really ignorant) comedy we get the frat boy who probably cracks all the other brothers up with his "jokes about fuckin'"(he said that, en serio) so this chief is wearing an affliction shirt, and has a neck thicker than my thigh(i have nice thighs, by the way). his jokes are really mostly about fuckin' which is pretty boring to begin with, then this rad dude blows my mind BY PULLING OUT A PROP. That is not okay. this is not "classic" star search and there was NO sense of irony that he was USING A FUCKING PROP the joke was so unfunny that i will not even waste your time describing it just know that it ended with him wearing a strap-on and nobody laughing.
The next guy kind of sucked but was just sort of "wacky" and "off beat" or whatever. he had dishevelled hair and aviator sunglasses and was fat, he probably wears a headband or a pajama shirt to take notice away from the fact that he isn't really funny.
Then i had an existential freakout dealing with the next guy that just made me wish that the lord god almighty would just destroy this world because it is such a sad sad place. He drove to LA from fresno, sad, and told multiple jokes about how he is bald because he is fucking married, seriously? in 2009? "oh my god i just HATE the person i chose to be my partner for life. she is a soul sucking bitch of a demon and i hope she dies. married!" he did not say that. if he had taken it to a level of ridiculousness then it might have been funny. he made other self deprecating jokes and really should have ended his set hanging himself with the mic cord because there really was no humor or hope in his therapy session.
and last night i did it again. i think that i love hating so much that i continue to do things that i know will make me angry just to get that juicy fresh-squeezed hate.
San Francisco was not much better. i need to collect my thoughts and i will get back to you with another "thrilling" open mic standup review!
i was in los angeles area for thanksgiving and my wonderful little sister had a friend doing open mic, she was funny, but she was also the second to last comic. so that meant that we had to sit through every other pathetic, sad, unfunny hack before we could watch her and leave. when we got there i was like "okay, they have high life, i can do this." i could not drink fast enough. in retrospect i should have just started shotgunning after the first loser made a sex joke in a fake japanese accent (true story) if i have to go to this particular venue again i will bring a beer bong that says "you're not funny" on the side. THAT would be the only funny thing going on.
So following this champion of craptastic (and racist, but not "funny racist" just really ignorant) comedy we get the frat boy who probably cracks all the other brothers up with his "jokes about fuckin'"(he said that, en serio) so this chief is wearing an affliction shirt, and has a neck thicker than my thigh(i have nice thighs, by the way). his jokes are really mostly about fuckin' which is pretty boring to begin with, then this rad dude blows my mind BY PULLING OUT A PROP. That is not okay. this is not "classic" star search and there was NO sense of irony that he was USING A FUCKING PROP the joke was so unfunny that i will not even waste your time describing it just know that it ended with him wearing a strap-on and nobody laughing.
The next guy kind of sucked but was just sort of "wacky" and "off beat" or whatever. he had dishevelled hair and aviator sunglasses and was fat, he probably wears a headband or a pajama shirt to take notice away from the fact that he isn't really funny.
Then i had an existential freakout dealing with the next guy that just made me wish that the lord god almighty would just destroy this world because it is such a sad sad place. He drove to LA from fresno, sad, and told multiple jokes about how he is bald because he is fucking married, seriously? in 2009? "oh my god i just HATE the person i chose to be my partner for life. she is a soul sucking bitch of a demon and i hope she dies. married!" he did not say that. if he had taken it to a level of ridiculousness then it might have been funny. he made other self deprecating jokes and really should have ended his set hanging himself with the mic cord because there really was no humor or hope in his therapy session.
and last night i did it again. i think that i love hating so much that i continue to do things that i know will make me angry just to get that juicy fresh-squeezed hate.
San Francisco was not much better. i need to collect my thoughts and i will get back to you with another "thrilling" open mic standup review!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
something i hope never happens to me.
You know how in comics and sci-fi there is the inevitability that at some point there will be someone peering into a microscope exclaiming "My god! His cells they're ________!" I hope that never happens to me. Disclaimer! If the cells are doing something awesome like, say, regenerating or giving me the POWER OF FLIGHT then this "electronic essay" is rendered null and void.
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