Rejoice!

After the infinitely crappy red sparks we are now introduced to Sparks Lemon Stinger!
Which is delicious and goes down smooth. not to mention CUTTING EDGE GRAPHIC DESIGN.
It still does not have caffeine though which breaks my little heart. I am going to drink it down an ounce or two and throw a 5 hour energy in there. i will report my findings.

An embarrassing yet enlightening story!

So my rock and roll group is putting out a 12" vinyl long playing record. and being a little curious about how the internet feels about said rock group i googled the band. Thats the embarrassing part! If you will remember i made a joke about googling myself in the very first post! you dont remember? well barely did i so do not feel too bad about it. SOi learned that there was recently killed then discovered a grizzly/polar bear mix. In the wild! i mean, damn. that would have been some hot ursine on ursine action but also a new species! that is amazing. lesson learned being a new species does not stop bullets. Still doesnt stop the SCIENTIFIC FACT that this could happen again. i like that.

Love birds?

Blog Opinion 2010!!!

Some anonymous person from "the internet" has anonymously called me a fucking idiot! thanks technology!
Unfortunately i accidentally pressed the delete forever button instead of cancel because i wasn't paying attention, so i will quote the brave soul whom has opined upon my opinion

"You are a fucking idiot."

i wonder if he paints neon geometrical shapes? maybe bird silhouettes? whatever it may be i salute this person and their anonymity. it is what makes this internet world we live in beautiful!(this opinion not held by the author of this blog.)

Probably should have just ignored this but i am still a spring chicken when it comes to this blogging thing.

Art Opinion 2010!!!

Do i really have to look at more neon geometric shapes?
I would almost prefer going back to bird silhouettes at this point.

"Guy with a guitar" needs to get a band!

i am exposing a scam that has gone on far too long. "guy with a guitar" we have all sat through at least 500 of these dudes (writer is not a statistician) the scam of a solitary "artist" writing "heartfelt blahblahblah" whatever and performing those songs on stage by themselves. in the real world those are called demos and those are rough drafts of actual songs, i do not want to stand there and watch you hash out a new tune champ. you are not sitting around a campfire all happy singing "shes so heavy" with your college buddies. if you decide to play a show get a band, and no your girlfriend doing "backing vocals" and your fucking roommate doing fucking auxiliary percussion DOES NOT COUNT AS A BAND. what you dont have two friends that actually play instruments? or are you sooooooo sure your songs dont need a bass guitar, drums, and maybe some more guitar etc.? hey. you're wrong, get some friends. Hey! what do you call a douchebag with a mandolin?

Important opinion from the video game conference!

This one starts out with a question folks! do you LOVE ill fitting suit jackets matched with cargo pants or badly pre-worn jeans? If you answered yes stop reading my blog.
You also might want to think about a rewarding career in video game design! The video game design conference that happens right here in SF is a lovely week of mouth breathers wandering around with their convention badges prominently displayed as if they were the tour laminate of some crappy hardcore band who made their own laminates for a tour no one cares about (a phenomenon that i never understood and may not be something that any of you have ever encountered but believe me it happens all too often.)
OPINION! video game designers do not know how to dress themselves.
they tend towards two categories.
classic computer guy garb. Cargo pants, sweat pants, promo t-shirts from computer companies/video games, shirts with flames on them (for the love of god someone tell me why chubby dudes wear shirts with flames on them) and fedoras.
then we have the new breed of "cool guys" they wear european-ish clothing like square toed boots and shirts with diagonal stripes. they usually have some sort of product in their hair as well. they might have looked at a gq once and then done everything wrong or they might just have terrible taste.

whenever anyone says...

I don't mean to be a dick but... they 100% of the time say something that makes them sound like a complete dick. it is an irresponsible and false beginning to a statement that makes you dickish.