Seth Babb Hates "Sasha Fierce" R&B Post II the Hate strikes back

DISCLAIMER: i have not heard the whole album.

That being said...

Put a ring on it is bullshit. Written by the dream(whom i FUCKING LOVE by the way, seriously dude knows what to do almost always. Umbrella? Perfectly crafted pop with a hook that could catch an orca. Falsetto? Not a dry seat in the house. First album amazing, second album so good so far my friend. Put you to bed is stuck in my head at least twice a week-eek-eek. And unnecessary guitar solos in r & b is a PLEASURE (not a guilty pleasure haters))

That being said, the "alter ego" of one of the crafts most obvious ladies is boring as shit. Sasha Fierce is a dance floor diva who knows what she wants, and she Fiercely wants you to marry her according to the first single. The second single whose name i do not even know proper, but i believe might be called "Diva", or "annoying chipmunk sample repeating diva OVER AND FUCKING OVER" does not even have the star power of the dream to back it up and is disjointed confusing and at the end of the day stupid. "Diva is a female version of a hustler" Soooooo some word is the female version of a word that doesn't really mean anything in the first place? Awesome, you must feel empowered and good about how bad your beats are. What the fuck happened , Knowles? are you pulling a Garth Brooks where you make something shitty to hopefully boost your "real" career? except it actually worked and more people are stoked on your lacksidasical fake-self than your actual self that sang songs that other people wrote that werent complete garbage. That last sentence was not the best prose i have written, i am willing to face facts. But seriously, how did this become one of the only things they play on 106.1 KMEL when they used to have such high standards?(Note: They never had high standards). You should probably just play survivor and crazy in love from now on because those are actual songs and not just bad choruses wrapped in bummer like the latest singles. 

OPINION 2!!! Fuck Bay to Breakers. I love drinking in public MORE than the next man{Drinking in public post COMING SOON(try me rookie)} But this is irresponsible and unaccountable. Also Tangre got ran over by a naked guy once, lame. 

What tastes good with malt liquor?

Sadness. But also 7up! This here is a delicious little summer ditty to whip up for those picnics or days on the roof, or hell why not, how about a bbq? 

Ingredient 1.

Some might call this a "way of life" and not an ingredient, those people are wrong. While tasty, refreshing, good at any time of the day, and AWESOME it is merely just the nectar of the gods and nothing to base a philosophy of living on.(Note:i do not believe anyone has ever called it a way of life.) Ingredient 2 is 7up like i mentioned earlier in case you forgot already. but i will not put a picture of that here. 

SO you put cobra into a glass about 2/3 full and then add the soda to the rest of the glass and you my friend have a party in your mouth. or you can just drink the cobra down to the point where the bottle widens out and then add the soda to taste!

And if you really want to you can add Sparks(original of course) or Four Loko tropical! malt liquor plus malt liquor equals neat. get creative! 

(trying this limits all liability of sethhasopinions or seth himself if you wake up under a car)

Enjoy the warm weather!

Extra Opinion! i dont really like warm weather. makes me sleepy and sunburnt.