This is what happens.

When you don't use something it atrophies that is pure 100% without a doubt science (author is NOT a scientist). This is seen when somebody breaks a limb and it gets all creepy and mummy appendage looking after it comes out of the cast and is also seen in the way guys dress. dudes have just not cared for too long and all of a sudden one day something FUCKING AWFUL happens and dudes are just all, "Oh whatever i don't care what i wear anyways this is good as anything else." (Note: that sentence should have been read in the low pitched dummy voice, you know the one, when you're mad at somebody. If you read it any other way go back and read it again.)
BAM!!!!!!!!
No dear readers i did not just throw up on the screen. And i didn't mean to startle you but seriously how did this happen?(i know i say that a lot. think of it as a theme.) How did dudes get tricked into this shit? they won't spend money on pants that fit but they will buy something with gold ink and jewels on it? That costs like 100s of dollars? It's worse than badly pre-worn jeans. Maybe not, i will do more research on that and get back to you. Anyways, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!! Because all we know how to do is fuck it up and throw garbage on it. It's like a trainwreck covering douche bags bodies. i can't deal with it. i hate you christian audiger for making the world a crappier place.

P.S. I know that things white people like said white people like hating ed hardy clothing. But seriously you don't have to be white to hate these clothes, you just have to have eyes (no offense to any eyeless readers.)