"Guy with a guitar" needs to get a band!

i am exposing a scam that has gone on far too long. "guy with a guitar" we have all sat through at least 500 of these dudes (writer is not a statistician) the scam of a solitary "artist" writing "heartfelt blahblahblah" whatever and performing those songs on stage by themselves. in the real world those are called demos and those are rough drafts of actual songs, i do not want to stand there and watch you hash out a new tune champ. you are not sitting around a campfire all happy singing "shes so heavy" with your college buddies. if you decide to play a show get a band, and no your girlfriend doing "backing vocals" and your fucking roommate doing fucking auxiliary percussion DOES NOT COUNT AS A BAND. what you dont have two friends that actually play instruments? or are you sooooooo sure your songs dont need a bass guitar, drums, and maybe some more guitar etc.? hey. you're wrong, get some friends. Hey! what do you call a douchebag with a mandolin?