I mentioned Orbitz the other day and nobody i was around even remembered what that was. So this is informative AND an opinion, an informapinion, if you will. and i will.
Orbitz was just what everyone wanted on a warm day. fruit flavored soda with very little carbonation and flavorless chunks of jelly floating in it like an hundred dead baby jellyfish (minus the stingers mind you). My twin brother and i would joke about how a friend of ours would drink this in the morning to wash back his deeeelicious hostess breakfast cakes. which were also gross, and which he actually ate, like a doughy mass of high fructose corn syrup and congealed vegetable oil (may contain lard) couldnt find a picture of those so i decided to paint one for you, with words. SO we would say something to the effect of "You going to have chunk soda with your slopcakes this morning?" It just seemed like a fitting combo, and come to think of it might have happened once...
So there you have it. Orbitz, bad idea. Hostess breakfast bars, gross.Love,seth
I, of course remember orbitz. I actually was probably the only person that purchased orbitz when it was around. I was drawn in by the 'orbitting' jelly balls in the bottle and didn't care about the fact that the drink was never carbonated enough and always...for some reason...luke warm.
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