Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hip Hop songs about dances need to stop.

Seriously, it has gotten out of hand. that soulja boy song was the real nail in the coffin, i mean that record exec that made that a reality seriously shit the bed. If i could perform a necromantic ritual in which i brutally murder soulja boy with a dagger made of, oh i don't know obsidian traced with silver, i would. this would be a two part win! First part soulja boy would be dead, PLUS!!! Second, the reason i would be doing this ritual obviously would be to bring Notorious B.I.G. back to life, not like zombie biggie, i am talking full resurrection.
i just saw the video for swag surfin' and it bummed me out. Not as bad as stanky leg. i mean for gods fucking sake we DO NOT need five verses about doing the stanky leg, it might as well be the god damn hokey pokey. THE HOKEY POKEY SHOULD NOT BE IN THE TOP 5 OF ANYTHING.

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