Thursday, July 16, 2009

Dairy products i will never buy Part II

Why of course i am thirsty barkeep that is why i entered your establishment in the first place.
Try something new? Well sure variety is the spice of life they say!
Well it sure is thick, and creamy, what is it made of my good man?
Oh, cream.
And it's alcoholic?
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job sir but does that not mean that this cream is FUCKING SPOILED.
ew. As most of you well know i fucking love ireland. But there was some real hard-up drunk bastard in the past who had a ton of sugar and rotten milk and just needed to get wasted no matter the explosive diarrheal costs. And Baileys was born that stomach churning, headache bringing night.
That being said; if it is 3 in the morning i would probably drink this, but never buy it. i have standards but i live by that old idiom "standards were made to be broken" or whatever.
Next up! The first annual Summer Malt Liquor Review!

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