Seth Babb Hates "Sasha Fierce" R&B Post II the Hate strikes back

DISCLAIMER: i have not heard the whole album.

That being said...

Put a ring on it is bullshit. Written by the dream(whom i FUCKING LOVE by the way, seriously dude knows what to do almost always. Umbrella? Perfectly crafted pop with a hook that could catch an orca. Falsetto? Not a dry seat in the house. First album amazing, second album so good so far my friend. Put you to bed is stuck in my head at least twice a week-eek-eek. And unnecessary guitar solos in r & b is a PLEASURE (not a guilty pleasure haters))

That being said, the "alter ego" of one of the crafts most obvious ladies is boring as shit. Sasha Fierce is a dance floor diva who knows what she wants, and she Fiercely wants you to marry her according to the first single. The second single whose name i do not even know proper, but i believe might be called "Diva", or "annoying chipmunk sample repeating diva OVER AND FUCKING OVER" does not even have the star power of the dream to back it up and is disjointed confusing and at the end of the day stupid. "Diva is a female version of a hustler" Soooooo some word is the female version of a word that doesn't really mean anything in the first place? Awesome, you must feel empowered and good about how bad your beats are. What the fuck happened , Knowles? are you pulling a Garth Brooks where you make something shitty to hopefully boost your "real" career? except it actually worked and more people are stoked on your lacksidasical fake-self than your actual self that sang songs that other people wrote that werent complete garbage. That last sentence was not the best prose i have written, i am willing to face facts. But seriously, how did this become one of the only things they play on 106.1 KMEL when they used to have such high standards?(Note: They never had high standards). You should probably just play survivor and crazy in love from now on because those are actual songs and not just bad choruses wrapped in bummer like the latest singles. 

OPINION 2!!! Fuck Bay to Breakers. I love drinking in public MORE than the next man{Drinking in public post COMING SOON(try me rookie)} But this is irresponsible and unaccountable. Also Tangre got ran over by a naked guy once, lame. 

What tastes good with malt liquor?

Sadness. But also 7up! This here is a delicious little summer ditty to whip up for those picnics or days on the roof, or hell why not, how about a bbq? 

Ingredient 1.

Some might call this a "way of life" and not an ingredient, those people are wrong. While tasty, refreshing, good at any time of the day, and AWESOME it is merely just the nectar of the gods and nothing to base a philosophy of living on.(Note:i do not believe anyone has ever called it a way of life.) Ingredient 2 is 7up like i mentioned earlier in case you forgot already. but i will not put a picture of that here. 

SO you put cobra into a glass about 2/3 full and then add the soda to the rest of the glass and you my friend have a party in your mouth. or you can just drink the cobra down to the point where the bottle widens out and then add the soda to taste!

And if you really want to you can add Sparks(original of course) or Four Loko tropical! malt liquor plus malt liquor equals neat. get creative! 

(trying this limits all liability of sethhasopinions or seth himself if you wake up under a car)

Enjoy the warm weather!

Extra Opinion! i dont really like warm weather. makes me sleepy and sunburnt. 

Malt Liquor post I.

So i failed okay? i missed two posts out of what i said i would do. i am not cut out for this blogging thing i guess. Also i have said some things i cant take back, i called four "foul" before i had really given it a chance, a knee jerk reaction based on a stomach jerk reaction. Four Loko Fruit Punch flavor is delicious, i mean really really good. And i love the Camoflauge can. Four loko might be a little bit too much, i mean half would probably be great like 12 oz. or even 16. But 24 is a bit of a sweet sweet kick in the teeth, and the gut. But man is it good. Like sweet sweet malty malty candy. Just try it, hobo hawaiian punch.
Thanks Stormgrenonpaper.blogspot.com for the photo of the Four.

Dairy Products I will never buy part I

Dairy kiiind of creeps me out sometimes and there are a few items that actually just disgust me. This is one.
Seriously? Yogurt in a plastic tube? are you fucking kidding me? What genius thought "Oh! Otter pops should be congealed dairy and not frozen!"
I know kids are stupid but what the hell are they doing slurping disgusting pink/green/purple glop into their already childhood obese mouths? whose idea was that? of course all of those colors appear organically in nature in the form of...oh wait, no they don't.
This is not the jetsons folks you cannot get your daily nutrition from astronaut goop and pills(lord knows i have tried).


And this? i don't even need to say anything. You know what you've done.And this? might as well just take it as far down as possible...

Blog Seger and the Silver Bulletin Band

Some things just dont work out...yesterday was friday day two and i already done fucked up. So two posts today to try and salvage any self respect i might have had before i let myself down.
South by Southwest is going on now and that gets me thinking about tour and that LOGICALLY has my brain thinking about Bob Seger.
Dude was a rocker in a rock band and he let you know it. By writing songs about rocking, touring, and touring in a rock band, stick with what you know i guess. And he was very good at it (opinion). But one thing that never sat well with me was big rock bands singing about how tour is sooooo hard. If its that hard dont do it (metallica i am looking at you) there are plenty of people that love tour and i am one of them, minus those couple seizures, i am also very good at it. So while i do not have the boogiewoogie bluesy chops of Mr. Seger i at least know that i will always be better than him at touring. So take that mr. heavy music. Also it is kind of a bummer that Silver bullet got taken by Coors as the nickname of THE WORST BEER EVER. Hey Coors the "heres to twins" ad campaign is just disgusting. Not just because i am a twin, but because the sexualizing of twins is the sexualizing of fucking INCEST. Is that what gets you hot coors? Sisters? Together? Shame on you you fucking creeps.Thanks Chip for the title and the inspiration on this one!!!

Drinks that were bad ideas...part I

Non-alcoholic of course...
I mentioned Orbitz the other day and nobody i was around even remembered what that was. So this is informative AND an opinion, an informapinion, if you will. and i will.
Orbitz was just what everyone wanted on a warm day. fruit flavored soda with very little carbonation and flavorless chunks of jelly floating in it like an hundred dead baby jellyfish (minus the stingers mind you). My twin brother and i would joke about how a friend of ours would drink this in the morning to wash back his deeeelicious hostess breakfast cakes. which were also gross, and which he actually ate, like a doughy mass of high fructose corn syrup and congealed vegetable oil (may contain lard) couldnt find a picture of those so i decided to paint one for you, with words. SO we would say something to the effect of "You going to have chunk soda with your slopcakes this morning?" It just seemed like a fitting combo, and come to think of it might have happened once...
So there you have it. Orbitz, bad idea. Hostess breakfast bars, gross.Love,seth

Slow and Steady Wins the Race...

(opinion)NO IT DOES NOT, fuck your tortoise revisionist history. seriously, i have been far too slow and not so steady on this here blogspot, lets see you try to drink and go to work on a regular basis and see what happens. and if i had been steady...not winning the race. SO i start a new chapter on this here blogspot with new posts EVERY DAY until next Wednesday(sooooo exchiting for ALL FIVE of my readers). thats right every goddamn fucking day from now until next Wednesday. just to see if i can take the heat or get out of the nonexistant interwebs kitchen. slow and steady does not WIN THE RACE EVER. Dairy products, malt liquor, Starcom, and so much more... xoxoxosethrobertbabb

ps. hey jealousy, be still my heart.