Hey! flickr, art/sociology students, tourists.

Just stop. For gods sake. No more "artistic" photos of homeless people, and definitely no "studies" on them anymore. i am calling it off.
Thanks Chris for the idea for the image! And thank you photoshop for being magick.

Dairy products i will never buy Part II

Why of course i am thirsty barkeep that is why i entered your establishment in the first place.
Try something new? Well sure variety is the spice of life they say!
Well it sure is thick, and creamy, what is it made of my good man?
Oh, cream.
And it's alcoholic?
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job sir but does that not mean that this cream is FUCKING SPOILED.
ew. As most of you well know i fucking love ireland. But there was some real hard-up drunk bastard in the past who had a ton of sugar and rotten milk and just needed to get wasted no matter the explosive diarrheal costs. And Baileys was born that stomach churning, headache bringing night.
That being said; if it is 3 in the morning i would probably drink this, but never buy it. i have standards but i live by that old idiom "standards were made to be broken" or whatever.
Next up! The first annual Summer Malt Liquor Review!

The warmer, softer, comfier face of crippling depression

It might just be me but snuggies feel like you have just really gone and given up on life. And unlike a ponytail which just shows your contempt for the world (or the need to play sports whilst sporting long hair; read, contempt for the world) snuggies seems like a dark sad sad place that you may never come out of and you do not care who knows it. Oh i know what you might say "Why Seth it is merely a backwards bathrobe. Surely there can be no harm in that? We all love bathrobes."

Loving bathrobes i will not dispute with you "friend" but the purpose of a snuggy is to be able to do things around the house while never leaving the comfort of your banky or bank bank or whatever the hell you called your blanket as an infant who didnt know how words worked. This regression to adult-child state is uncalled for. And it gets gross when you add spilled dairy products, salsa, coffee, jam, crumbs, tears, soda, toothpaste, fruits, blood, veggies that have been cooked too long, cigarette ash, chutney, beer, embalming fluid, you get the picture. So not only are you stewing in your own juices on the inside (gross, i know but i am TRYING TO MAKE A POINT) you have a nice fleecy outer layer soaking through and marinating your sad body from the outside. Also you look like an overgrown child playing in your dads clothes, or if you are a child you look like a child wearing a snuggy so thats two strikes.
All of this snuggy-hatin' just comes back to the fact that i do not like the way polar fleece looks, ever. Vests, North Face jackets, Patagonia, San Francisco jackets that all the tourists end up wearing because they think they are going to california and it won't be cold. All of them just look silly and kind of like pajamas, and pajamas are not to be worn out of the home even to the airport and especially if they say Juicy on the butt (gross, i know but i am trying to make a point).
SO lets wrap up todays opinion. 1. No snuggies, have some self respect that keeps you warm and comfrotable too (Note: The author only KIND OF thinks this, like maybe 35-40%.For warmth and comfort see malt liquor posts first.) 2. No fleece unless absolutely necessary. 3. Pants with words on the butt kind of make me queasy, and not in the good first date way but in the i might need to throw up soon way.

That smile never touched her eyes trust me.


You Look Stupid inside!

You look stupid outside too!

Snuggies supports bad parenting.

I have always thought...

that dogs that look like this little fellow, or any number of waterdudes (thanks Dawn! but especially thanks Cam'ron!) like him.
Look like little dogs that decided to dress up in dog costumes. i said this to a lady in the park once and she replied "what?" so i repeated myself. then she walked away, what she had meant to say was "fuck off" but seriously if you get something as cute as a dog you have to put up with people saying all sorts of dumb shit. "whats your name?" "Who is this?" "Is this a doggy?", and on.
Also i think that people should not buy dogs when there are so many strays, just doing my part to make the world a better place with my highly trafficked blog.

Hip Hop songs about dances need to stop.

Seriously, it has gotten out of hand. that soulja boy song was the real nail in the coffin, i mean that record exec that made that a reality seriously shit the bed. If i could perform a necromantic ritual in which i brutally murder soulja boy with a dagger made of, oh i don't know obsidian traced with silver, i would. this would be a two part win! First part soulja boy would be dead, PLUS!!! Second, the reason i would be doing this ritual obviously would be to bring Notorious B.I.G. back to life, not like zombie biggie, i am talking full resurrection.
i just saw the video for swag surfin' and it bummed me out. Not as bad as stanky leg. i mean for gods fucking sake we DO NOT need five verses about doing the stanky leg, it might as well be the god damn hokey pokey. THE HOKEY POKEY SHOULD NOT BE IN THE TOP 5 OF ANYTHING.

Seth Babb Hates "Sasha Fierce" R&B Post II the Hate strikes back

DISCLAIMER: i have not heard the whole album.

That being said...

Put a ring on it is bullshit. Written by the dream(whom i FUCKING LOVE by the way, seriously dude knows what to do almost always. Umbrella? Perfectly crafted pop with a hook that could catch an orca. Falsetto? Not a dry seat in the house. First album amazing, second album so good so far my friend. Put you to bed is stuck in my head at least twice a week-eek-eek. And unnecessary guitar solos in r & b is a PLEASURE (not a guilty pleasure haters))

That being said, the "alter ego" of one of the crafts most obvious ladies is boring as shit. Sasha Fierce is a dance floor diva who knows what she wants, and she Fiercely wants you to marry her according to the first single. The second single whose name i do not even know proper, but i believe might be called "Diva", or "annoying chipmunk sample repeating diva OVER AND FUCKING OVER" does not even have the star power of the dream to back it up and is disjointed confusing and at the end of the day stupid. "Diva is a female version of a hustler" Soooooo some word is the female version of a word that doesn't really mean anything in the first place? Awesome, you must feel empowered and good about how bad your beats are. What the fuck happened , Knowles? are you pulling a Garth Brooks where you make something shitty to hopefully boost your "real" career? except it actually worked and more people are stoked on your lacksidasical fake-self than your actual self that sang songs that other people wrote that werent complete garbage. That last sentence was not the best prose i have written, i am willing to face facts. But seriously, how did this become one of the only things they play on 106.1 KMEL when they used to have such high standards?(Note: They never had high standards). You should probably just play survivor and crazy in love from now on because those are actual songs and not just bad choruses wrapped in bummer like the latest singles. 

OPINION 2!!! Fuck Bay to Breakers. I love drinking in public MORE than the next man{Drinking in public post COMING SOON(try me rookie)} But this is irresponsible and unaccountable. Also Tangre got ran over by a naked guy once, lame. 

What tastes good with malt liquor?

Sadness. But also 7up! This here is a delicious little summer ditty to whip up for those picnics or days on the roof, or hell why not, how about a bbq? 

Ingredient 1.

Some might call this a "way of life" and not an ingredient, those people are wrong. While tasty, refreshing, good at any time of the day, and AWESOME it is merely just the nectar of the gods and nothing to base a philosophy of living on.(Note:i do not believe anyone has ever called it a way of life.) Ingredient 2 is 7up like i mentioned earlier in case you forgot already. but i will not put a picture of that here. 

SO you put cobra into a glass about 2/3 full and then add the soda to the rest of the glass and you my friend have a party in your mouth. or you can just drink the cobra down to the point where the bottle widens out and then add the soda to taste!

And if you really want to you can add Sparks(original of course) or Four Loko tropical! malt liquor plus malt liquor equals neat. get creative! 

(trying this limits all liability of sethhasopinions or seth himself if you wake up under a car)

Enjoy the warm weather!

Extra Opinion! i dont really like warm weather. makes me sleepy and sunburnt.